Against my better judgment I somehow got excited about this movie trailer. Why? Well here are the reasons. First, it has Jeremy Renner, who I like in action movies. Second, it’s a send up of an old fairytale, which I like the premise of. Third, the witches in this thing genuinely look terrifying, and not all sexy vampy come hither. Fourth, you remember that scene in Army of Darkness where Ash’s love interest gets possessed, and they have this fist fight while everyone’s trying to save the Necronomicon? Well, this movie basically seems to be an hour and a half of that, which I don’t mind. You be the judge. Are we getting Army of Darkness or Van Helsing?